Don't run with Occam's razor.


What do I post? Hell, I'm not even sure. Content ranges from Homestuck to Hetalia, Pokemon to Professor Layton,, Dumb Stuff to Doctor Who, Minecraft to yet More Dumb Stuff. I tend not to post NSFW stuff, but I don't usually tag things other than NSFW stuff, so yeah. That being said, if you want a certain tag put on something, just ask, I'll try and remember. (PS, that photo up there? I took it myself. :3)
~~~~~17 ~ Female ~ British~~~~~
skillrex:

checkmate, fuckers

skillrex:

checkmate, fuckers

(via vampsonic)

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me

ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer

his name is scooter

(Source: grass10, via vampsonic)

gameandwatch:

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

(via sorellaperfratello)

(Source: poopertricks, via notxaxnerd)

  • kids: hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
  • me: well lets see kids
  • me: *throws dart at map of the world*
  • me: hm
  • me: another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean
crackervolley:

10/10

crackervolley:

10/10

(via vampsonic)

tbotofficial:

The Best of Tumblr #12

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(Source: tbotofficial, via lady-dolorosa)

  • game npc: hero!! you must save the world from certain destruction!! we have no time left!!
  • me: k
  • me: [changes outfit, does three minor quests, changes outfit again, upgrades outfit, does seven more minor quests, runs around punching chickens, changes outfit, completes an entirely separate questline, plays a different video game altogether, changes outfit in real life, plays first videogame again]
  • me: okay im ready to save the world
  • game npc: please hurry hero!!
  • me: actually hold on
  • me: [changes outfit]

deathnoteforcutie:

when ur alarm goes off on a school day and you just

image

(via notxaxnerd)

feralynn:

Vulpix..!! I had no idea she was so popular, but everyone’s been asking for her~!

feralynn:

Vulpix..!! I had no idea she was so popular, but everyone’s been asking for her~!

(via aoroen)

pokemon-global-academy:

Happy Anniversary Serebii

pokemon-global-academy:

Happy Anniversary Serebii

yuki-menoko:

Commission requested by my friend, Skyecandy!
"Selfie with mah grumpy trainer"

yuki-menoko:

Commission requested by my friend, Skyecandy!

"Selfie with mah grumpy trainer"

(via de-dennes)